The Water in Tijuana is Better Than the Water in America

Okay, I have been really quiet about the entire oil spill crisis in the Gulf because I do not care. Shit happens, and there is no need to sit and worry about it. We can not change what happened, so let us just figure out a way to fix it.

Now we have a 'leader', and I use the title loosely, that spent 2 days in the Gulf assessing the damamge. How can you assess that damage in 2 days? It can not be done. Then to go sit in your nice office and not even give a real plan, but to encourage the American people to become less dependent on fossil fuels. Hello? We do not have a choice anymore! We got England spilling black gold in our already nasty Gulf water. Sorry, but I have been there and it is not pretty with or without the oil. I think the American people would buy more of the malarkey the President is selling if I do not know maybe did his press release in the area of the Gulf? People in DC are not being affected by it in the way the people down South are being affected.

The politicians are being affected by bills not being passed or not being able to order that nice seafood platter at Red Lobster. The people are being affected by job loss from not being able to fish, local businesses are losing fish sales, and the obese people are turning to even fatter foods because us fatties eat when we freak out. It is a dangerous cycle, and something I will discuss later.

The coolest thing Obama has done so far in regards to this crisis is say 'ass to kick', but even then those to me are just air. He is a politician and he has to have certain poise and demeanor. He can not actually do what he said he would like. I say boooooooooooo on that.

I also have a solution on how they can 'pay' for what they did. They owe us big time for screwing with our Spring Break location, so they need to pay up big bucks. Now we have two options here: 1) We can take the money they have to pay us for damaging the ecosystem and use it to get ourselves out of debt as a nation,
2) The government sends out a check to the people who do not have private airlines and chauffers to drive us around to pay for gas for a year, and then also send some to the business owners and families that make their living off of fishing to help them out.

In my opinion those are the only two solutions for retribution, maybe we can all go to England and piss in the English Channel, but will they really care?

I thank anyone who actually took the time out of their busy and exciting day to read this rambling.

Dick Rectum

Soon I will explain the meaning of the name too